So, reports from the field are strong with the new deployment of GarryEgan 2.0 website. And, as always, Garry finds himself making new friends.
Yesterday was no exception after I saw the self-proclaimed Bitch of SEO, Rae Hoffman, postup a tweet looking for someone to push her off the edge. Never one to miss an opportunity to make a women even MORE angry, I crafted a nice piece that should have pressed all the right buttons. And, with Hoffman being true to her street-cred, responded then insta-blocked my Twitter account from hers (rae: why so mad? LOL). And, after I sent this generously insulting tweet that got now got me insta-blocked, 5 minutes later, I received this message.
From user 'Eski Mo' (Steven @ drwarfare@gmail.com)
http://www.google.com/search?q=drwarfare@gmail.com
"dude, your website fucking sucks. email me if you need some tips. Of
course nothings free, I'd have to charge you $1000/day just to make it
worth my time. But now that I think about it, fuck you, I think it'll cost
you more like $2000/day."
Now, I'm not sure who whizzed in this guy's Wheaties but I am pretty sure it was a potent, dehydrated urine that blessed his cereal as he seems pretty steamed about my site. I think he read my infamous rates page.
Let's look at some other tasty assertions by our friend Steven aka 'Eski Mo' (Steven @ drwarfare@gmail.com)
"I am working locally to get the truth out about 9/11"
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2007/03/354975.shtml?discussIn response to Thanksgiving Day:
"Wondering if there are any planned protests for this sanctioned killing?"
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2008/10/381714.shtml?discussYou get'em, Steven. You go get'em.
But, here is the kicker: I know my website sucks. Been booked up since December and am not looking, needing, or wanting new clients until further notice. I have 11 recurring clients as of late and I have found out that that is the maximum I will comfortably take.
I sleep till 10AM, make $15000/mo from my home desk, and drive a new Corvette in my brand new home.
I'm already there. Now, if I can just keep Google's grubby algorithm and web spam team from penalizing my sites for various bullshit reasons, I'll stay in the money zone.